I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.
IMPORTANT: MUST WATCH! PUTS HOLLYWOOD TO SHAME IN 3 MINUTES.
Would you rather orgasm ever five seconds or every five years?
how to promote a kids movie
i can’t wait 4 exams to be over b/c even tho i’m not studying i don’t need another thing to stress over and do nothing about
I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”