story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
(via jesussbabymomma)
Sublime Beings: god the whole thing with liking or loving someone is that you just...
god the whole thing with liking or loving someone is that you just want them to look at like they look at no one else because you look at them that way you know you want them to just stare at you while you’re dancing in your room with an oversized shirt because they just can’t believe that you’re…
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
(via hey-im-jay-jay)
so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed
(via hey-im-jay-jay)
marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony
(Source: iforgotmytampon, via icedoutyouth)
